There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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