Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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