Sponge bath it is.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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