used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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