She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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