I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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