The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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