real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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