I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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