White coat. Heels.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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