I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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