Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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