You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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