I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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