so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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