Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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