so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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