I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
