Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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