***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
