Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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