READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
