Tell her she can't have a vagina
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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