Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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