Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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