Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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