You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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