And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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