so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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