That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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