You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Princesses don't give blow jobs
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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