talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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