are you still at the devil's house?
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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