My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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