Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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