their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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