if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
that is very illegal...i love you.
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