this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he puts the penis in happiness.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He better not be in your backpack
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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