"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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