Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Randomize
