well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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