We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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