so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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