so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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