Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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