I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
We are two peas in an std pod
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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