quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
