all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you would pick up someone in the library
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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