Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Randomize
