before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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