so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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