i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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