sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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