talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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