I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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