Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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