I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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