and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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