i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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