We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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