we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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