They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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